whilst driving

John: MUM ! STOP THE CAR STOP THE CAR STOP THE CAR STOP THE CAR

Mum: *immediately pulls over* what happened ????

John: hang on ... *pulls out phone* its 111111 !




John: alright we can go now =D

Mum: ... get out

JONGKIM add johndwkim@hotmail.com please =D says:
*HEY
*dont diss dobby
*havent you watched the movie
*and emma watson is really pretty
d.lai.eated.pie@gmail.com says:
*yeah but dobby was realyl ugly
*plus voldemort is really ugly
*so it cancels out
JONGKIM add johndwkim@hotmail.com please =D says:
*lol no ???
*emma watson outshines em all
*theres still a shift in the equilibrium
*a shift that will not balance itself
d.lai.eated.pie@gmail.com says:
*ok look the movie has to maintain homeostasis
*and that means a relative balance in ugliness and prettyness
JONGKIM add johndwkim@hotmail.com please =D says:
*LOL
d.lai.eated.pie@gmail.com says:
*but clearly osmosis cant happen (when prettyness mvoes against its concentration gradient)
*cause of hydrostatic pressure
JONGKIM add johndwkim@hotmail.com please =D says:
*okay what if daniel radcliffs bad acting balances it
d.lai.eated.pie@gmail.com says:
*due to ugly doby
JONGKIM add johndwkim@hotmail.com please =D says:
*LOL omgsh xD
d.lai.eated.pie@gmail.com says:
*hey daniel radcliff acts well
*ahahaha get it?
JONGKIM add johndwkim@hotmail.com please =D says:
*HAHAHA xD