Merry Christmas everybody ! =]
My Christmas day
-beach with family + church friends + chloe
i wrote my name in the sand
then chloe wrote "gay" and put an arrow pointing at me ==;;
oh and my dad caught a stingray but we let it go cause he says they look funny and they kill people
then we went dinner at eastwood but i didn take photos of all our food cause ... well if theres food in front of me ... i tend to start eating rather than think to take photos..
well that was my day hope yours was as good as / better than mine =]
only read further if you seriously have nothing better to do okay ?
its just random stuff im gnna put on just because i have nothing better to do and yeah i dont wanna waste your time or anything ==;;
everything is just made up btw i just took these photos while waiting for a big splash kinda thing but i had to wait ages and i got bored lol T.T
My dads like "hahaha *points* i found you"
and james is like farout ==;;
and my dads like hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahhahahahahaha i win ! okay this time you guys hide
and james was like dad == WE were meant to find YOU but dads like okay this time you guys have to count over there and james has to piggy back chloe while spinning in a circle while blindfolded while counting to 117 because 117 is a product of 9 because I like snsd (yes my dad likes snsd) and 13 because I like super junior (im not sure if my dad likes super junior but meh) …
and then you have to play cops and robbers for an hour and then find 24 items starting with the letter 7 and james will be like uhh but dad that’s not a letter but my dad will be like and then youll have to take part in a triathlon down by the beach while wearing Christmas colours …
and then youll have to do 44 push ups and 44 sit ups and 44 froggy jumps and 44 leg raises and 44 crunches because im 44 years old (I think my dads 44 years old ?) and then youll have to find a treasure map that’s buried beneath a palm tree and youll have to use it to find a spoon that’s hidden somewhere in Sydney …
and james is like psst chloe im getting bored lets ditch this and chloes like okay !
but dads just like and then youll have to melt the spoon and mould it into a key which will open a door somewhere in newcastle which will put a hole in the fabric of time and youll have to enter it and then travel back in time to when justin bieber was born and then find him and then … lol jks don’t kill him because justin biebers awesome anyways …
and then find a purple and green car that’s parked in the parking lot because inside theres a suitcase filled with bricks and with those bricks build a big shed that’s big enough to fit a Christmas tree and 3 elves and then wait until it rains so that when santas making a return trip if hes running out of time he can stop by to lessen the weight on his sleigh and …
the grass will turn blue and then wow the water is kinda blue ? kinda green and like white ish cause of the waves ? hey james don’t you … hey where did you go ? ...
im lonely ...
and cold ...
and old ...
well at least thats what i think they were saying / thinking ? =]